Rice King

takadoesporn:

Feel the wrath of poliwrath

pizzaranger:

hust-hust:

chromiumbar:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”

…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now

“Und darum war es ein bisschen irritierend.”

wie bitte was

“In the end it wasn’t very much.”

a c c u r a t e   f o r e v e r

“jungle fever”

from my book 365 sex positions…

…yeah XD

(Source: fuckyeahballpythons)

x x x x x / X X X X X

yOu bEtTeR gO aHeAd aNd

KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: frickingtavros)

moosesmeeses:

clockblockd:

turtlesetc:

turtles return to the mother ship

always reblog turtles

MOTHER SHIP

they would win a war of cuteness~

epicbroniestime:

Dashie……. eres HERMOSA!!!!!

the-fancy-turtle:

Omg, such as cute softshell :O

I have one about that size~

(Source: the-fancy-awkward-turtle)